John and I have never done a Christmas card photo before, so we put on our finest turtlenecks, borrowed that adorable puppy from a neighbor, and screenprinted “World’s Best Dad” on a sweatshirt for John. You know, like Jesus did.
I’m just kidding! Jesus didn’t do that. Also, that’s not us in the photo, it’s from Awkward Family Photos. I photoshopped our heads onto it. We didn’t borrow that dog, and John most certainly doesn’t have that sweatshirt.
But we do want to wish you and yours a Merry Christmas! I hope you see your loved ones, get some great presents, and avoid ugly holiday sweaters.
Ho ho ho!