I’ve heard you out there. You say it’s stupid, it’s just people talking about what they had for lunch. You don’t understand what you could possibly say with only 140 characters. You don’t get how you would spend any time on it. You hate it. You refuse to look at it.
You’re a Twitter hater.
I’m not talking about the people that simply don’t understand – I’m talking about the vehement ones, the ones that won’t even look. The ones that have never actually gone to twitter.com, but claim to know exactly what it’s about.
A pox on you.
If you’re not on twitter, you’re missing Shit My Dad Says. It’s a 28-year-old man living with his 73-year-old father. His father? Is hilarious. Absolutely hilarious.
And you’re missing it, you hater.