Top Chef season 6 premiered on Wednesday. I love Top Chef. Padma always looks high, Tom has a weird goatee thing, the cheftestants are clearly insane, but I love it. And my favorite part of this ep? Guest judge Wolfgang Puck! Not only is he a great cook, he’s hilarious! Throwing donuts, cracking up the other judges, he’s awesome. Look at him! Doesn’t he sound just like Frank (Martin Short) in Father of the Bride?
I was really glad the girl with the spacers went home. Her ears scared me. The French guy with the neckerchief cracks me up, and Michael is already on my shit list.
Top Chef Masters
My favorite dorky uncle Rick Bayless won! I was just glad Chiarello didn’t win. He’s such an ass.
Highlights: the judges make strange guttural noises. Ha!
I don’t care what station PR is on, I’ll watch it. As long as my mentor, Tim Gunn, is on it. Make it work!
Ha, that Ari Fish, what a nutbar. I was kind of shocked she was sent home, they usually keep the conceptual people over the boring people. But she was just too conceptual.
I would like to point out that Miss Shirin Askari is from Garland, my hometown. I am rooting for her, just for that. She seems like she has a shot.
There is also a dude who has only one name, Epperson. Not really caring for the name, but he has the skillz, as the kids say. People already getting on my nerves: the Asian dude with the hair. You know which one I’m talking about. Yeah. His hair gets to me.