So much happens before I even leave the house.
5:33 am – My alarm goes off. I look at it, confused. Why is it going off? What is that noise? Where/who am I?
5:37 am – Get out of bed. Let Buster outside.
5:38 am – Find workout clothes.
5:39 am – Get dressed.
5:40 am – Find iPod and headphones. Decide to download Black Eyed Peas “Imma Be” since it was on So You Think You Can Dance.
5:53 am – Finally leave house. Jog.
6:21 am – Halfway point!
6:45 am – Get back to my house. Drink 2 glasses of water.
6:50 am – Take a shower. Brush teeth. Put on moisturizer. Put on makeup.
7:05 am – Decide not to dry hair. Let hair dry naturally, with mixed results.
7:06 am – Put shirt in dryer to get all the wrinkles out. Turn on iron to iron pants.
7:08 am – Iron pants.
7:13 am – Get dressed in various rooms of the house – laundry room for shirt, living room for pants, bedroom for shoes and earrings, office for necklace.
7:20 am – Put together lunch of yogurt and granola and get the rest of the days snacks.
7:25 am – Pour coffee, mix in soy milk and sugar. Toast waffle for breakfast.
7:27 am – Spread peanut butter on waffle. Get work bag, purse, coffee and waffle all ready to go.
7:30 am – Kiss John goodbye.
7:33 am – Tilt coffee too far, spilling it on coffee table, floor and waffle. Curse loudly and frequently.
7:34 am – Discourage dog from licking coffee off floor.
7:35 am – Clean up coffee. Clean up floor. Make new waffle.
7:36 am – While new waffle is toasting, put bag, purse and coffee in car to avoid more mishaps.
7:38 am – Spread peanut butter on new waffle.
7:40 am – Leave house.
7:41 am – Drop purse on waffle, getting peanut butter on purse.
7:42 am – Wipe peanut butter off purse.
7:43 am – Eat waffle anyway. Can’t waste two waffles in one morning.
7:45 am – Think about how The New Waffle would be a good band name.
8:05 am – Arrive at work.